Dance Club Sponsor Woes

“Stretch with us!” they said.

So I left my computer and joined them. My body ventured into a world it hadn’t seen since high school. I think I stretched whatever is above my kidney; maybe just my kidney.

Two hours later, I’m draped in Salonpas and doped up on Aleve.

I should have stayed at my computer.

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