Marital Bed Questions

I often ask B a random question when I’m wrapped in blankets and drunk with sleep. After he takes a moment to reflect on the weirdo he married, I force the question on him again and we have real conversations that give us a deeper understanding of each other.

7am Question: If you were lost in the woods, which Disney characters would you want with you?

Me: Pocahontas and Snow White, because–

B: The hot ones.

Me:[gasp] You pig. [roll over to shove him]

B: Jasmine and Pocahontas.

Me: Jasmine is useless in a forest! I picked mine because they would help me survive!

B: Oh, mine would help me alright…

Today’s marital understanding: I pretty much married Jafar.





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