I often ask B a random question when I’m wrapped in blankets and drunk with sleep. After he takes a moment to reflect on the weirdo he married, I force the question on him again and we have real conversations that give us a deeper understanding of each other.
7am Question: If you were lost in the woods, which Disney characters would you want with you?
Me: Pocahontas and Snow White, because–
B: The hot ones.
Me:[gasp] You pig. [roll over to shove him]
B: Jasmine and Pocahontas.
Me: Jasmine is useless in a forest! I picked mine because they would help me survive!
B: Oh, mine would help me alright…
Today’s marital understanding: I pretty much married Jafar.