O Fashion Gods,
Forgive me for what I am about to wear.
I know I wore this outfit last week,
But I only have 6 shirts that fit me right now.
I know that I should tuck in this top
For that sleek, high-waisted look,
But I don’t have a waist anymore
And this shirt is just big enough to cover my bump.
I know I shouldn’t wear stretchy jeans again today,
But my slacks stopped fitting 3 months ago.
I know running shoes don’t go with this look,
But my feet hurt so much lately,
And I need the extra arch support.
When this baby’s out,
And I have performed my breastfeeding duties
And doody-filled duties,
When I have lost all the baby weight I can,
And bought new clothes for what I can’t,
I promise that
I will be fashionable again.
Forgive me for now.