Last night, amongst all the store-bought princesses and superheroes, one little girl came to my doorstep wearing a white dress and a homemade tiara with glittering green pipe cleaners spiraling outwards. It was only when I dropped “fun size” Butterfinger and Crunch bars into her bag and she started to turn away that it clicked.
“Wait… are you Medusa?”
Here, take all the candy. You win Halloween, child.